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Jedan čovjek, a pet žena, to se zove urnebes

Sajmon Huper čiji je nadimak na društvenim mrežama “Father of Daughters”, postao je Instagram senzacija pošto je bez uljepšavanja, uz duhovite fotke pokazao kako izgleda život oca sa četiri ćerkice.

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How do you tell a child that their pet is now an ex pet? They say 'Don't ever work with children or animals', but with half my family in the middle of the Indian Ocean, that's all I've been left to work with! My adult face to face time has been reduced to idle chat with the Amazon delivery guy as he off loads yet more of @mother_of_daughters secret purchases & as a result, I've been making like Dr. Dolittle & unloading my emotional baggage on 2 innocent hamsters & a dog. This obviously had a profound effect on poor Fluffy the hamster as it sent him spiralling into a deep depression, and this morning I found him in his cage, stiffer than a steel girder. Great. For the second time in my parenting career, I'm the dad that killed his daughters pet while she was on holiday. So here's the challenge, I've got 5 days to figure out how to break the news when she returns without breaking daughters heart – how do I do it?! #ripfluffy #idepressedmypet #bearerofdadnews #help #dadlife #instadad #fod #fatherofdaughters

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On ima skoro milion pratilaca koji obožavaju njegove dnevne foto priče pune humora iz kojih je izostavio uljepšavanje i demonstraciju pojma “savršeni roditelj”.

Prešao je prilično dug put od 24-godišnjaka koji nema pojma šta znači biti tata do danas. Realnost u kojoj je uvijek okružen djevojkama koje voli najviše na svijetu ga je naučila važnu lekciju o očinstvu, feminizmu i jednakosti. Sajmon živi sa četiri ćerke i suprugom.

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There are times that my children are so unresponse to my commands that particularly lethargic sloths would call them slow. It's at these moments (usually when we're trying to nail a mudane activity like getting dressed or going to bed) I find myself concocting a one off game to stir them from their dormant state (like this double horsey ride I do to the sound of black beauty every freaking morning to get the twins somewhere near clothes), only to find i executed it so well that I immediately regret it as I know this will now become ingrained in my repertoire & demanded of me again & again. I just hope I don't I end up like a comedian who had one joke they were famous for & dined out on for a while, but then were forced to repeat said joke from the rest of their miserable lives until the day they were found crying in their dressing room repeating over and over again "I am more than a single punch line!" What have you started but now can't stop for fear destroying the routine? #doitagaindaddy #morethanaonetrickpony #ididittoowell #anythingtogetthemmoving #fatherofdaughters #dadlife #instadad #fod #twinlife #twins

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“Naša kuća je brzo postala komuna lutaka koje imaju zabranu oblačenja i prigrlile su svoju prirodnu formu. Drugim riječima, to je plastični nudistički kamp. Imam fioke bukvalno pune fejk ljudi koji imaju sve vrste vagina i penisa, od onih jeftinijih bez udova i s ravnim, glatkim donjim dijelovima do onih detaljnih, anatomski korektnih koje najviše vole da puste da im sve visi slobodno, i umoran sam od penisa pritisnutog uz moje lice kad odlazim na spavanje (ovo je rečenica za koju sam mislio da je nikada neću izgovoriti). Dok sam bio domaćin ove ‘proslave golotinje’ takođe sam naučio da djevojčice misle da je piša najsmješnija stvar na planeti, što je u stvari super za mene”, kaže on i dodaje:

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Yes,ottie & Delilah now live in the Dirty clothes basket. Why? Because from the waist down, their clothes are all ruined & this saves time. Despite a couple of good months of potty training, we've taking some massive leaps backwards recently & we're back to start. In fact we've gone so far back, we're dealing with more soiled underwear than an industrial sized incontinence testing facility and it feels (and smells) like we're failing. In my opinion, There seems to only be 3 options available: , 1). Leave them to live out the rest of their days in the Dirty clothes basket , 2). Double down on our efforts to nail this toilet malarkey or 3).Hope that the fashion houses decide to adopt varying shades of excrement into their spring summer collections so we don't have to get rid of so many dyed articles of clothing. High street retailers, if you're listening, forget pastel – 'shades of Ass' is what your next look book should feature – it's what parents want and need! #shadesofass #dyedclothing #unsavable #1stepforwards2stepsback #pottytraining #failing #fatherofdaughters #dadlife #instadad #fod

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“Da li su dječacima smiješne vagine? Ne, koliko znam. Pa zašto je onda naša muškost smješnija od tezge komičara? Otići ću na operaciju da mi sve naprave glatko pa će smijeh prestati”, piše Sajmon.

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Ah soft play. If you've never been, let me paint a picture for you. Close your eyes & imagine a gigantic fancy hamster cage made from wipe clean surfaces that a rainbow vomited over. Now imagine that cage is in a large room with a thermostat stuck on Sahara desert mode & has the same ventilation as a vacuum chamber. Now imagine what seems like 1000 feral kids ranging in ages from 1 to small adults all thrown in that cage, hydrated only by carbonated drinks and adrenaline, who know they're free from parental supervision for the next hour. Finally add in the stale smell of farts and feet. Congratulations, you're at softplay! @mother_of_daughters suggested we came here while she was out yesterday , but we all know that's code for "I spent 5 hours cleaning up after you lot yesterday & I want you to sod off so there's a chance the house won't look like a squat hit by a dirty bomb when I get home. Fair enough. Soft play it is. #softplay #warehouseoffartsandfeet #fatherofdaughters #dadlife #instadad #fod #

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