By Andrej Nikolaidis, CdM columnist
Let me tell you something about the so-called opposition, the so-called sovereignist unity…
First, let’s try to agree: do we play football or is this, after all, figure skating?
Does this really seem to some to be something that Milka Babovic would comment on in a live TV broadcast?
Those who break our bones and plow the terrain – do they really look like girls in short dresses performing a triple axel?
Are we playing to win? Or is the only thing that matters, as Milka would say, “artistic impression”?
So, an artistic impression in a Balkan tavern? In a bar whose boss asks musicians what they play, and they say “all from Saban, all from Sinan, hits from all the rest”, you would like to order a bottle of burgundy worth €300 and have someone perform “Well Tempered Piano” for you?
I’m asking, because it is not clear to me how we intend to win if our guiding idea is a sanitary corridor towards the DPS, if we have decided not to give the ball to our own midfielder no matter what? Will we skip the game, and if we do something in front of the opponent’s goal, it’s OK? And if not, fuck it…
In Montenegrin politics, the calculation is very simple. You will either go with the Front or with the DPS. Let’s be honest: these green Europeans would have kept the Front in power even now if Escobar had not announced a new rule: you cannot go with DF. This means only one thing: you have to deal with the DPS. Well, you should “communicate” with the electorate…
Add to that the events in Ukraine and you will get an equation that would be solved by the cattle from the song by Branka Scepanovic: those coming down Komovi. And then add the announcement of the Front to open the Montenegrin Front at Putin’s expense and start a blockade of the state. You will be sick with pain, but you will be with the DPS.
This Montenegro is full of Hegel’s “beautiful souls”… That would be too much even for Germany.
But look at it this way… Your artistic impression is great. During the match, we can play “Swan Lake” on the loudspeaker, if it will help you convince yourself to do something sublime. Since Montenegrin politicians love to talk about ethics, since they do the biggest stupidities for ethical reasons, I suggest introducing decorations for ethical achievements in politics. Dritan should be awarded “Nicomachean Ethics of the First Degree”.
Either you will do it this way, or you will continue to run around in pink skirts and nylons on skates and do pirouettes on the lawn, until the Front and Putin plow the whole of Montenegro.
