You are reading a daily contextual review of the news that marked the previous weekend.
By Ljubomir Filipovic, CdM observer
No one can humiliate you, as you can humiliate yourself. Or rather describe yourself. Thus, in the continued saga of mutual humiliation of the Democrats and the DF, the Democrats wrote to the DF to either deny support or support the Government reshuffle, so that, as they said, “the mockery” would end. And really, this Government is a mockery, they make fun of themselves, they make fun of the opposition, the region and the whole world. A monkey is a cute and funny animal when you watch it at the zoo, but it is not the same when it is behind the controls of the plane you are on. The Democrats and the DF have been messing around for five years as they have ruled my city, and everything they said about each other, they never said to the DPS. I’m not exaggerating. In the end, they will sit down and swallow everything they have said about each other, only when the interest of the church demands it. Or employment at good positions, but we’ll talk about that in a separate paragraph.
Uhljebistan diary
Positions in schools are provided according to the party-affiliation, openly and arrogantly as never before. If you ask the NGO sector dealing with education policies, they will say that it’s “the same as the former government did”. They are right, but what does it matter now. What the employment and staffing map looks like when it comes to management and operational positions is best shown by this Pobjeda’s scheme. DF won the vast majority of positions, but obviously that is not enough, so they are still rocking the boat. I can hardly wait for the election campaign, when the dormant part of the NGO sector is voiced to complain about the misuse of state resources, and the “liberators” ignore them.
Minister of Apology and Interior
Minister Sergej Sekulovic speaks only when someone needs to be justified, as a parent of problematic children who appears at school only to justify their absence from classes. He appeared on Friday to justify the minister’s dual citizenship, although he does not know if she has it. That’s the same case as with those two beers “I don’t know if he drank, I don’t know if he drove, but if he did, it was just two beers”. By the same logic, he is now defending Minister Bratic. Someone gets ennobled by his position, someone gets damaged. Minister Sekulovic has been damaged by his.
Tourist invasion
Dritan Abazovic posted his picture from the sea on social networks, where he talks about the “invasion of tourists” and that this season will be better than the last one. The media immediately reported this, and the Serbian Minister of Hate towards Montenegrins, Mr Zlatibor Loncar, added fuel to the interethnic tensions between Serbs and Montenegrins a little more. Abazovic will be less and less able to cover up these double passes with Vucic’s administration, especially now that his and Vucic’s semi-official coalition partner Muamer Zukorlic is a little more involved in the campaign.
Father Gojko’s transfer
Father Gojko Perovic denied for a long time that he would be reassigned, but that seems to have happened. His new address will be Podgorica – the church of St. George. Here, Father Gojko will be able to entertain and seduce Podgorica’s urban elite in café bars and prepare a campaign for the local elections in Podgorica with his internet specialists. When he proves and atones for his false autonomy, he may advance towards Belgrade.
Bato the Emperor
Everything is limited but some people’s greed and ambition. Budva has turned into a small town in Bosnia – Herzegovina or Serbia back in the 1990s, in which the mayor is everything. Billboards saying ” Carevic National Restaurant”, which hosts celebrities and CARINVEST trucks that pump concrete cane been seen all over the city. The only thing left is for him to take over gas stations and open the market chain, and that’s it. Then he can embark on the campaign for the presidential election, which he announced, and thus protect himself through immunity from arrests that are largely packed by his coalition partners. But it is far from the election, Care (the emperor).
First same-sex marriage
The first same-sex marriage was registered in Budva.
It was entered into by two young women, who are originally from the Balkans, but live and work abroad. Eight years after the first failed Pride Parade in this city, this is good news. The good news is that those who led the hooligans then, are in power now, and that they are silently pursuing normal non-discriminatory policies.
That’s it for today. See you tomorrow at the same time and at the same place.
